mai 22, 2004
league of gentlemen
I was trying to remember the Profanisaurus term for the fan of porn one kneels before during a fapping session, but I couldn't. Then I tried to make an online, um, whatever you call it. It's more wipe clean than my real one ^_^
A crescent wank n. To arrange one's favourite cliterature in a half-moon display, before kneeling down for a fapping session.
Posted by: Slab Ghost at mai 25, 2004 12:27 AMI would like to thank you, Slabnick, for dreaming about me in the garret. Having not seen the sky for three years, nor eaten anything during that time save my grandmother's poisoned doughnuts, our imagined tryst was like a ray of sunshine. And thanks for not mentioning the smell.
Posted by: Rosy at mai 25, 2004 12:27 AMAh, Mr Patton in the glory days. Before his moustache got all those ill-smelling brown crispy bits on it.
Posted by: air at mai 25, 2004 01:22 PMThose came off my bumbum. Or maybe it's bacon bits from the "all you can eat" salad we had before the bumbum incident.
Posted by: Rosy at mai 25, 2004 07:02 PM