décembre 25, 2004

roygbivlehem

for safety's sake, don't humiliate meAt Christmas, Brits go telly bonkers.
I've been going telly and film bonkers. My dad and Bruce Willis are both excellent actors, but perhaps 'cause I have such affection for them, I can't accept them as Haig and Hartigan. A propos of the latter, I can't accept Clive Owen as anything at all beyond pigfood, or maybe a draught excluder.

And Lemony Snicket. I don't like Dickensian character names; and Nadsat and Seuss fill me with mild nausea, as did the name "Lemony Snicket"; although with typical contrariness of nature I can happily stomach Vogon.


I enjoyed L.S. in the same way I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean: beautiful set pieces and self-indulgent star performances from I'm Andy Kaufman and Scary Doll Depp. Silly fillums, not clever like dear Isabelle Huppert. IRL I had a bit of a Hal Hartley moment last night. I practised it all in my mind, and indulgently wandered along themes of redemption, amnesia, self-reinvention and so on. But when it came down to it I didn't feel the need to forgive or forget. I hypocritically jeered when I heard "I've changed". I like to think I change - become cooler, mostly. Like starting smoking. But I haven't even changed my knickers in the last three days. He and I are just the same, but happier. He just switched bits of me off, and when I managed to let go of him they switched back on. Like Christmas lights. And that's a simile. And now I'm all like, "You have no power over me". What do I know? Budding psychologist, am I? Comparing my life to fillums like Amateur. Hitchcock once said of Charles Laughton, dismissively, that he was 'an amateur.' And when that got back to Laughton, Laughton just shrugged and said, 'Well. It means lover. I love my work.'

Posted by rosy at décembre 25, 2004 11:06 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Change Andy Kaufman's knickers more often and YOU will have power over HIM.

Or slap him. Either way, eh?

Posted by: Danny at décembre 28, 2004 06:34 PM

Danny, are you Dog Poo?

Posted by: Matt at décembre 29, 2004 06:40 PM

Danny. We love you.

Posted by: Speedwolf at décembre 31, 2004 03:01 PM

How are they going to make micky rourke as big as Marv? He was huge.

Posted by: Dare999999999999999 at janvier 8, 2005 02:54 PM

It looks like they are going to use prosthetics for some characters, like in "Dick Tracy". *suspends disbelief*

Posted by: Rosy at janvier 10, 2005 10:30 AM

I've just seen the trailer for it. I shall be seeing this one.

Posted by: Dare99999999999999999999999999999999999 at février 8, 2005 12:32 AM

Me too!!1 I was all like... doy-oy-oy-oyng...

Posted by: Rosy at février 9, 2005 05:19 PM

just testing the new security code...

Posted by: air at février 17, 2005 01:05 PM
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