mars 10, 2005
Effluent Men
Here are Ferry and Harry. I miss them. They never came to Aaron's birthday party because they thought it was on the 28th, which is his age, not his birth date. I made a hasty exit from the party when I found myself walking down the corridor in the style of Gene Kelly singin' in the rain. Must preserve dignity at all costs! LOL! Speaking of preserving dignity, I've just unearthed this site I made about John Merrick, and a page I made about some annoying dick I used to work with. Don't enjoy!
Did you know that Merrick's remains were destroyed when the hospital where they were kept was bombed in WWII - so what did they sell Jacko?
Posted by: e.s. thersson at mars 11, 2005 12:56 AMThey sold him the following:
1 chimp jawbone
2 overcooked scotch eggs
4 baby bat skeletons (they told him these were the earbones)
5 bits of Alphabetti Spaghetti painstakingly scraped off the plate of the lawyer who handled the transaction.
2 thin sections of shale
1 belemnite (a.k.a the 'winky')
Ripping off a mad kidboffer is always a good thing.
Posted by: Matt at mars 12, 2005 08:36 PM