mai 06, 2005
the dirty man of europe
Jonathan Sayeed
"British households produce enough waste to fill the Albert Hall every hour. We face the shame and expense of being branded the dirty man of Europe."
Clare Short
"It's morally repugnant to sort of hurt the poor of the world."*
It's been scientifically proven that there are enough holes in the rozone logic to fill the Albert Hall. And confronted with a choice of 3 bickering ne'er-do-wells and the laughable concept of tic-tactical voting, I would vote Green again were I not on the run from the taxman. It's not like I'll still be singly liable for the thousands of pounds I was landed with when the Spanish fled from my flat six years ago. If I looked into it I could probably register. I just can't bear to let go of the romance. To quote Grampa Simpson, "I'm like mint sauce, 'cause I'm on the lam!"
* e.g., give a chav a chinese burn