octobre 12, 2005
Chummy Popples
Vox Populi, Vox Dei
E-Fun for the Attention Starved, the Small Minded and the Socially Inept
Chummy Popples is cool! It’s like you’re a character in a soap, and not a boring, paranoid loser any more. It’s hyper-real. The white noise needn’t stop with phone calls, emails and text messaging. It’s a sandbox. It’s a puppet show. Express yourself in ways you never dared. Stage fright, huh? Adopt the generic smiley face of the online journal culture. Smiley faces and disclaimers wipe-clean your identity. Nobody can hear your stammer or see your buck teeth. Will you deal in vitriol or sugar-fluff? Either one, but never the twain.
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Skool Nickname:
Age: (minus 10 years)
Name of your best friend:
Would you take a bullet for this person?
Would you fuck them over for £100?
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Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
But is there anyone you’d rather be with?
So are you really in love, or just scared and horny?
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Of course zombies do filing. Someone has to maintain order after the apocalypse. They have yet to master the intricacies of the dewey decimal, mind.
In other news, the buses here smell like fog. Why is that?
Posted by: Matt at octobre 12, 2005 12:05 PMShe's on top form, isn't she? I don't know which one is her.
Posted by: Mumbrane at octobre 13, 2005 11:00 AMWacky, Rockets. You've become wacky.
Posted by: Final Warning at octobre 13, 2005 04:20 PMCome home, honey, your blog is real sick.
Posted by: Your Father at octobre 14, 2005 01:12 AMMatt, the buses in Sheffield smell of steel and unemployment. In Nottingham they smell of guns and unemployment. I can only assume, therefore, that you are marooned on the Isle of Avalon.
Do I win £5?
My original comment now makes no sense whatsoever.
Such is the way of the world. Next week, how to shovel a goose up with a speculum.
Posted by: Matt at octobre 15, 2005 06:07 PMYour comment had one non sequitur, now it has two. Blow me.
Posted by: Rosy at octobre 15, 2005 06:15 PMToo late, I wrote it down.
Posted by: Mailing List Fun at octobre 19, 2005 01:10 PMI deleted your comment because it was shit, not because you pretended you wanted to send kiddy porn to my dad.
Posted by: Rosy at octobre 19, 2005 02:36 PM