Battersea Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a cage full of dog poo for a week. They think they are in Battersea... but they are not! In the cage, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and play Musical Statues.
The Core Of The Earth Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a sauna for a week. They think they are in The Core Of The Earth... but they are not! In the sauna, they make balloon animals and play Grandmother's Footsteps.
The Olden Days Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a mediaeval hall for a week. They think they are in the olden days... but they are not! In the hall, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and play Musical Statues.
The Kitchen Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a fake kitchen for a week. They think they are in the kitchen... but they are not! In the kitchen, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and do the Hokey Cokey .
Why are the contestant/fucknuts on Core of the Earth Cadets allowed to make balloon dogs and cats but the others're not?
Posted by: Speedwolf at décembre 19, 2005 12:35 PMBecause it's steamy in there, and they might accidentally make a cat or dog due to poor visibility/slippery balloons. I have this problem even when not in a sauna :(
Posted by: Rosy at décembre 19, 2005 01:14 PMSomeone at the minimeet came up with one. Bradford University Cadets. The 6 really stupid people spend three years working towards a degree, and at the graduation ceremony they're told it was all for laughs and their degree is really just a useless bit of paper, and that Bradford University is a made up university.
Matronboy, I think it was.
Posted by: Jimbo at décembre 20, 2005 05:04 PMActually, it wasnae my idea - it was a bumming b3ta eater.
In unrelated news, if you go on Ro's bro's music website, you can play 'Digital Hardcore Remix Game' by playing all the tracks at the same time.
Beautiful. Like running for the sake of it.
Posted by: Jamie at décembre 20, 2005 09:42 PMI'm trying to get 'PR Cadets' off the ground. Six really stupid people spend years locked in a Public Relations consultancy. They think they're doing something worthwhile and meaningful - but they're not! In the office, they make coffee and have brainstorming seminars. And balloon animals.
Posted by: Conor at décembre 20, 2005 10:34 PMBut not cats or dogs cos it's not steamy in there.
I'm starting to get the rules now.
Just to reiterate Rosy, I'm never wrong. 'K?
Posted by: speedwolf at décembre 24, 2005 01:34 PM>Ro's bro's music website
Could someone belink me to this? Thanks. Oh and Happy New Year *hungover scowl*
Posted by: air at janvier 2, 2006 02:32 PMIt's here - http://ferryhunt.tripod.com/ - and under "chummy popples", on this page to the left. I hate New Years. Only one kind of bell I like around then and he wasn't aboot :(
Posted by: Rosy at janvier 3, 2006 07:48 PMWe went on a 6 hour bus ride to London with our school once. For some reason, the token Muslim, and hence the only sober person on the bus, insisted on pretending that the toilet was a portal to the medievil era. For the entire journey.
This consisted of
1) Person enter potty
2) Leith whisper to everyone 'Lets make him think he's in the olden days'
3)Person exit potty
4) Leith say 'Oooh, hello' in a really camp/posh voice.
I don't think anyone ever believed they were in the olden days, especially those near the end who had already witnessed this scene played out repeatedly over the preceeding 6 hours.
I don't think we were on TV though.
Posted by: Twirly at mars 29, 2006 02:15 PMRiiiight.
Did you mean to post that on Law Of The Playground or something?