Battersea Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a cage full of dog poo for a week. They think they are in Battersea... but they are not! In the cage, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and play Musical Statues.
The Core Of The Earth Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a sauna for a week. They think they are in The Core Of The Earth... but they are not! In the sauna, they make balloon animals and play Grandmother's Footsteps.
The Olden Days Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a mediaeval hall for a week. They think they are in the olden days... but they are not! In the hall, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and play Musical Statues.
The Kitchen Cadets: 6 really stupid people are locked in a fake kitchen for a week. They think they are in the kitchen... but they are not! In the kitchen, they make balloon animals (not dogs or cats) and do the Hokey Cokey .
Original artwork by some Spanish dude. Dialogue accidentally provided by Imp.
