surprise
Sunday, July 15th, 2007My last review was for a film nobody had seen yet and nobody knew what it would be. On account of it’s a Surprise Film. Here it is.
My last review was for a film nobody had seen yet and nobody knew what it would be. On account of it’s a Surprise Film. Here it is.
This is my review for “Deliver Us From Evil”. I only really watched one section – it overlapped a shot of the Peedo smiling off-camera and licking his lips, a separately recorded voiceover of the peedo describing exactly what he did with little boys willies once he got his hands on one, and weedy [...]
This is my review for Frank Hurley’s “South”. If you want to read about the Trans-Antarctic Expotition (please note that I did not say “ill-fated”) please read Alfred Lansing or navigator Worsley’s book. Shackleton’s is ghost written and includes a bit where he pretends to believe gentle Jesus turned up for the last [...]
I also reviewed 3 Doctor Who episodes yesterday, but I didn’t know what I was talking about so you’re not seeing that.
“The Abandoned” is cool, but the twist in the tale (just before the snake eats it) will have you vexed and shaking your fist, and the final voiceover may inspire you to kick summat. [...]
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This is the review I sent to the Cambridge Film Festival Daily hoping that they would let me write for them. I saw “The Prestige” at the drive-in with my sweetheart. We couldn’t get the radio tuned in for the first fifteen minutes or so, and by the time we could hear the film [...]
Willo is leaving for Berlin soon, and Peter and I bought him a travelling companion: an 80 year old “Reliable Doll” ventriloquist’s dummy from Canada. The night before he was presented to his new owner, I found myself holding him tenderly, grasping his tiny wooden paw and instructing him to take good care of [...]
Found this. Old Spoilt It Island fanzine excerpt.
Lovely Saturday night courtesy of the gracious and mellifluous Pablo Honey (pictured, right, sharing a joke). Named after Steve Meretzky’s RPG, Hoboken are a smart little faction of do-gooders. User-friendly and highly accessible. Jonathan Carr (pictured, left, wearing a Crimson Tape) leads a respectable League of Ordinary Gentlemen. Engaging Vic Reeves/Mike Patton [...]
All boys should watch this so that they can find out what girls – especially feminists – want from men. I mean it. Forget nonce-boys like Noah Wyle and Orlando Bloom. I must be gay, though, ’cause the millionth time pug-faced Ruffalo said “pussy” I was praying for Richie Gecko to come [...]